Baby Wit Employee Picks
We hand-picked 6 of our favorites to share with you! |
Andrea
Andrea is the big, mean, scary boss! When she’s not using her bullhook to keep Loring and Rebecca in line, she is lovingly caring for her cute and cuddly children. Clearly a fashionista, Andrea has a keen sense for appropriate dress in the workplace. Her interests include torturing tech support people and secretly drinking so much coffee her employees fear an impending diagnosis of Parkinson’s disease.
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Loring
Loring is the newest member of the Baby Wit crew. Barely taller than a migit, she's more than amazed other staff members at her striking ability to retrieve objects from the highest of places! Having endured only three 15ft falls, she still pops up with the greatest enthusiasm for getting every order out in a flash. And dedication? You bet she's got it! She made it through each one of 14 hazing rituals without so much as a whimper about her permanent scars! God help us, we love this resilient little firecracker!!
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Rebecca
Rebecca likes long walks on the beach and inappropriate public displays of affection. The ‘glue’ that holds the company together, she not only manages the office and acts as a customer service queen, but she also is really fun to sniff! Just let her know if you need help and she’ll gladly stop flirting with the fedex guy long enough to get all your questions answered. But that’s not all, folks; Rebecca has never had to unclog the company toilet! Great job Rebecca!
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Jim
Jim doesn't really do anything but walk around flexing his biceps and spends most of his time asking the boss to rub butter all over his "rock solid bod." His staunch sense of confidence in his physical strength and ability to strike a pose in the middle of accomplishing everyday tasks brings an air of insecurity to other Baby Wit employees--constantly causing them to consider whether their tans are orange enough, or if they too could pull off wearing a Speedo in such cold weather.
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